The Introduction

This video, though completely random and off the wall, explains the blog title. As I created this blog I realized that there needed to be some introductions made. I searched all over for a video clip that explains where the URL address comes from, so here is the transcript. Again, from yet another dysfunctional movie I love called "Hot Shots!".

"What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."

And there you have it! My new blog! The blog is going to contain a lot of things I love, with a heavy emphasis on sports (sorry to those not interested!) With the Braves season starting soon, I'll have a lot to talk about, especially since this is Bobby Cox's last season, in addition to my love of the Georgia Bulldogs. But this blog will also be mixed with my love of politics and random insights and stories I encounter everyday at my unique job and while surrounded by my equally unique and dysfunctional, but always loving family. Now I know there are going to be people with different likes and tastes but I will try to make this as interesting to read and as entertaining as I see it in my own head, and it is one weird, tripped-out head.

I've always wanted to have a place where my thoughts, observations and passions can be put to good use.....ok, they won't do anything good I'm sure, but I'll feel better! And everyone is welcome to ignore this blog or contribute to your heart's content!

So here it goes. I'll always have it updated with no long periods of neglect! Prepare for the most random, sometimes disturbing, brainless posts you will ever come across! I apologize in advance!